Curaçao, Plow!

Yikes, this might have been the heaviest and most dramatic episode of the The Bachelorette EVER. Time for my always delightful recap/commentary. We open with Emily contemplatively walking along the shore's edge in Curacao, wondering who to pick.. reflecting upon her hot reality men... she leans down to write "Emily + ?" into the sand … Continue reading Curaçao, Plow!

Hometowning

It's Tuesday which means Bachelorette recap day. Let's get into it. Cray Cray Chris I still think he is creepy. The opening shot, when he is in Chicago, and he's not speaking- I actually think he is handsome for a moment... then he has to go and ruin it by speaking. I'm trying to figure … Continue reading Hometowning

Rhu-Barbie

There are two things that pump me up about spring besides singing birds, blooming flowers and sunny weather. Rhubarb and The Bachelor/Bachelorette. First, the Bachelorette. I am so excited to watch Emily (aka the closest thing to a natural, human Barbie) find "love". Yes, it's stupid. And we all know what's going to happen. But … Continue reading Rhu-Barbie