Hot (Damn!) Yoga

No, no. Not Bikram. Yeecccchhhhhh.

I hope I didn’t offend you Bikram diehards out there. It’s just not for me. The yelling, the structure, the heat (which most places crank it much higher, btw), the hallucinations (was that just me?). I don’t feel like I accomplish anything after Bikram except waste ninety minutes of my day. But that’s just me. I just think of Bikram as…. the excel spreadsheet of yoga or something. Blech.

No, I am talking about hot hottie hotties in yoga. Hot people. Who do yoga.

Life, Love and Yoga is on Pinterest, and today, one of the boards I follow, posted this lovely photo of my friend Megs- photographed by my equally lovely and mega-talented photographer friend, Chloe Moore Photography:

Photo: Chloe Moore Photography
Photo: Chloe Moore Photography

Chloe’s work is copyrighted and protected, so when I found it on another site without credits… I went to investigate… and lo and behold found a gorgeous site with a million yoga pictures.

Going through the photos, I realized that besides your typical hippies, Burners, and lululemon freaks… there are some damn fine yoga people.

Here are a few of my favorites… courtesy www.yoganachos.tumblr.com:

YOGA PICS THAT MAKE ME TINGLE (a little)

Photo: Savushkin Alexander via Yoganachos
Photo: Savushkin Alexander via Yoganachos

If this isn’t sex on a yoga stick, I dunno what is. I do have one critique though… her form is off- elbows and hands are not aligned properly.

This looks so much like my friend, LJ, it's creepy. Hey, LJ, I think you should get swoopy bangs. Photo: http://relax-be-breathe.tumblr.com/post/41134333414
Photo: http://relax-be-breathe.tumblr.com/post/41134333414

This looks so much like my friend, LJ, it’s creepy. Hey, LJ, I think you should get swoopy bangs.

Got this from Geekygirlfitness.tumblr.com. She did not credit the photographer.
Got this from Geekygirlfitness.tumblr.com. She did not credit the photographer.

Gorgeous. A work of art. Sigh.

Courtesy Darius Grazys www.grazys.com via Yoganachos
Courtesy Darius Grazys http://www.grazys.com via Yoganachos

Um, another hot handstand. Her arms are rockin it properly, but all I’m looking at are the shoes.

no photographer credited via http://play-laugh-yoga.tumblr.com
no photographer credited via http://play-laugh-yoga.tumblr.com

Oh, Hi.

Courtesy: http://aleximages.de/
Courtesy: http://aleximages.de/

Uh, yeah. The Stacey Kiebler legs distracted me from her also terrible arm technique.

No photographer credited via yoganachos.tumblr.com
No photographer credited via yoganachos.tumblr.com

Gotta have a rebel in here.

No photographer credited via http://yogadudes.tumblr.com
No photographer credited via http://yogadudes.tumblr.com

Where do I find this ‘alleged’ sand dune. I will go there.

Courtesy http://gypsetgoddess.com
Courtesy http://gypsetgoddess.com

Couples who yoga together, stay together. Or something like that. How friggin hot/sweet is this.

No photographer credited. Via http://diversetracce.tumblr.com/
No photographer credited. Via http://diversetracce.tumblr.com/

Models are yogis too!!!

Photographer: Tony Duran
Photographer: Tony Duran

Pretty sure you would never be interested in me. Or anyone else with female genitalia. But that’s not going to stop me from staring at you.

Ok, now back to reality.

9 thoughts on “Hot (Damn!) Yoga

  1. The sand dune looks to be, from the background, in the Owens Valley (could be Alabama hills in the near bg, with the Sierra Nevada behind). Or perhaps near Death Valley. Or maybe in some other part of the world altogether!

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