A few weeks back, I wrote about house hunting. About Finding the One. I have now put in my fourth offer on a place and I seriously feel like I've hired Patty Stanger the matchmaker, as if I'm trying to find my husband. Here's how it goes down: Matchmaker: I think I've found a few … Continue reading The Dating Game
Tag: love
Regret-Me-Not
What is it "they" say? ... something like, "I don't regret anything, it made me who I am today." Right?? Sounds like hooey. Something some fake person made up whose regrets were like blips on life's radar. "I regret picking the blue sweater instead of the red one!!!" Boo. What's funny about it is... dammit, … Continue reading Regret-Me-Not
Be Afraid. Be Very, Very Afraid – Or Not.
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." -- Franklin D. Roosevelt Today I went to a birthday party for a friend of mine. And I just adore her. No offense to my other friend-moms out there, but there are three friends of mine who I think are the most balanced, coolest moms … Continue reading Be Afraid. Be Very, Very Afraid – Or Not.
Hot (Damn!) Yoga
No, no. Not Bikram. Yeecccchhhhhh. I hope I didn't offend you Bikram diehards out there. It's just not for me. The yelling, the structure, the heat (which most places crank it much higher, btw), the hallucinations (was that just me?). I don't feel like I accomplish anything after Bikram except waste ninety minutes of my … Continue reading Hot (Damn!) Yoga
The Diet
Ok, stop the eye rolls, you Mobamas out there. I'm not on a diet... my house is. I remember thinking as a kid, how could my teacher still wear polyester pants and it's 1989? I mean, weren't those polyester pants popular in the late seventies? Or I'd go to my grandma's house and notice the … Continue reading The Diet
Is it Just Me? Actually, yes.
"I'd like a medium, with cheese, and fries please," I told the kid at the front register. I am normally pretty darn close to "very healthy and organic". I have no meat or dairy in my house, I try to make healthy choices when I am on my own, I go to yoga. But this … Continue reading Is it Just Me? Actually, yes.
Bulls on Parade
She was apprehensive as she walked toward the school entrance. The nervousness seemed to multiply with every cautious step. Around her were other people, huddled in small groups, whispering, looking at her. Nothing like being the new girl on the first day of school, she sighed. She could feel their eyes working their way up … Continue reading Bulls on Parade
You are so Lucky
You are so lucky. You obviously have internet/cell access that you can read this blog. You are so lucky. You probably have friends/family/loved ones - maybe not everyone, but you have at least someone. You are so lucky. You probably have food, clean air, mobility. You are so lucky. Even if you have none of … Continue reading You are so Lucky
Um, I Still Like Being the Girl
I went out with a guy friend once who said to me, "This is why you are single. You claim you want a guy to take care of you, yet you are way too independent and don't want to take care of the guy." Ok, back it on up herrrre. Yes, I am strong-willed. Yes, … Continue reading Um, I Still Like Being the Girl
I’m A Yoga Chick (sort of)
I spent an afternoon talking with my friends yesterday about yoga and yoga retreats. They seem to think there's a pattern emerging among unhappy, lost, insecure, thirty-something women in Lululemon pants all gravitating toward yoga and yoga retreats. They truly believed that this description is the epitome of a "Yoga Chick" and, very accurate. I … Continue reading I’m A Yoga Chick (sort of)









