December 31, 2008 That was the last time I ate at McDonald's. I'm sure my final meal was a Happy Meal because that was my favorite menu item. As a sales person on the road, McDonald's was located everywhere in my territory, had a good portion size (hence the Happy Meal) and was tasty. I … Continue reading Cold Turkey
Month: February 2013
And Action!
I've spoken about action before. How actions speak louder than words. The truth is... action is a sexy lil' beast. Seriously. Action is HAWT. Example 1: kid is getting bullied. Someone walks in and stops it. Sticks up for the kid. Action. Example 2: Old lady struggling to open door. You run over and help … Continue reading And Action!
Last (Wo)Man Standing
Musical Chairs. You know the game. There's one more person then there are chairs. You start the music. You stop the music. You go chairless? You're out. I have nightmares from that damn game. It used to stress the f out of me. I just did not want to be the one caught without a … Continue reading Last (Wo)Man Standing
I Love To Laugh
Ok, who here doesn't like laughing? Exactly. No one. Everyone loves a chuckle. A gutbuster. Cracking up. LMFAO. People can try to suppress a laugh. Or, people can have zero sense of humor. I for one, love it. But to know my humor is to be my humor. I'm not talking Mr. Bean or The … Continue reading I Love To Laugh
I Swear…..
By the moon and the stars in the sky... Ok, not really. Although that song was like the best song for school dances. And I now apologize for getting this song stuck in your head if you had pressed play. I also love the one white guy with glasses. Love it. And the saxophone solo. … Continue reading I Swear…..
Humor Me For A Sec
Normally, I don't write here on the weekends, but last week I wrote about being a bona-fide writer. About doing things to get me to feel like a real writer. Well, here goes. A little writing contest by WordPress. The scope: to write 1000 words based on this photo. I'm going to go the fiction … Continue reading Humor Me For A Sec
Self Realization 6: My Filter is Very Small/Nonexistent
Maybe I'm getting old and grumpy. Or I just don't care anymore. I also think life is short, time is a valuable and rare thing, and I love efficiency. So, I get to the point. I'll give you a few examples: With the Dudes: If I'm not feeling it with a dude after date one … Continue reading Self Realization 6: My Filter is Very Small/Nonexistent






